Fittingly, I’m announcing my retirement on this blog, oddly after the last post which was to open this season.

The Ducks have been an important part of my summers an my identity since 2003, but I don’t have time anymore.

Thank you, everyone. Especially Joe Graff for running the league, and foremost all the Ducks over the years. I did my best to be a good teammate.

Quack.