Ducks,

Its about that time of year again when the NABA office starts bothering me about getting our $500 deposit together. So I will make this short and simple, if you plan on playing for the Ducks this upcoming year I am going to need a $50 deposit from each of you.

Make your checks payable to: “Pittsburgh NABA”

and either send them or drop them off at my apartment:

Dr. Theodore “Indiana” Jones

434 South Graham St. Apt. #4

Pittsburgh, PA

15232

Winter Meetings will commence this Saturday at a location to be determined.