Ducks split double header 1-1. Run differential: 20 scored / 20 allowed. Sweet photos taken in retro jerseys. Swetz has one up on his Instagram. Moore can’t remember his Instagram password so he can’t really get a good look at it. Pending make-up with the Wo!fpack, next stop post-season. Quack.

Seen last summer heading up the Allegheny River, scientists fear a new evolution of monster ducks may supplant all other animals in the global food chain.
