A.Smith returned to his all-star form of 2007, tossing a two hit shutout, and going 2-4 with 2 RBI as the South Oakland Ducks rolled over the Hebrew Oilers 15-0 in five innings, at John Herb Field. Smith struck out seven and walked two for his first win of the season.
The visiting Ducks scored five runs with two outs in the first, and didn’t look back.
Garrett Moore opened the scoring with a bases loaded single, scoring Jesse Smith and Billy Franciscus and moving Nick Homa to third. Moore advanced to second on a James Spagnola RBI single, then stole third, and scored on a past ball. Smith drove in Spagnola, but was caught stealing to end the inning.
in the second, Wojoton hit a one out single and stole second. Gwin singled in Wjoton, moved to third on a perfectly executed hit and run by J.Smith, and scored on a passed ball, to make the score 7-0. Then Nick Homa started hitting doubles, and the game was out of reach.

I’ve been up since 6am on three hours sleep, I’m not sure exactly how the other eight runs scored, they just kept coming, and it was glorious. Most importantly, the Ducks committed only one error, on a pick off attempt.

BULLET POINTS

• Jesse Smith looked like he’s been playing short stop his whole life. A.Smith shut down the Oilers in the Ducks’ most complete performance of the season.
• The Oilers had one runner advance past second base the entire game.
  
• Power hitting third baseman, Nick Homa missed his first home run of the season by a foot, when he hit a foul ball deep into the woods beyond the left field wall.
• Garrett Moore: 2-4 3RBI, SB, 1 spectacular catch in right field to preserve the shutout.
• James Spagnola recorded the first three-hit game of his NABA career: 3-4, 2 RBI
• Again, only one umpire.
• What was up with the guy in the White Album shirt?
• Those were the best field conditions we’ve had all year.
• I wish “Major League” was on now instead of “Major League II”
• Jesse Smith now leads the team in HBP (4), batting average (.467), slugging percentage, (.733), and obp (.615)
• Wojoton stole his first base of the season, he should have ten by now.
• 19 hits, quack.

Tomorrow the South Oakland Ducks play the Owlz at 2pm at the Findalay Sportsplex.
The last time the Ducks were involved in such a lopsided game, it was on the receiving end of a 17-2 beating at the hands of the Owlz. Owlz 17, Ducks 2, here’s the recap of that game.
The Owlz crush the ball, they are leading the division with a 10-2 record. The “Z” gives them power.
I’ll have a full Owlz scouting report later in the day.
It was nice to be on the happy side of a 15-run shellacking.

More 4th of July Weekend music.

The Ducks play the Oilers tomorrow morning at 8am, at John Herb Field. For the love of god, get some sleep tonight. Happy Fourth of July.

Bad news for the Oilers

The “Z” in Owlz may be unnecessary, but those kids can hit. James Fago of the Owlz homered twice driving in three runs, and his coach and teammate Rob Cool added a two-run home run as the Monongahela Division dominated Allegheny in the Pittsburgh NABA All-star game.

Ducks Pitcher Nich Homa recorded the win, pitching two scoreless innings, striking out three.

The Allegheny Division took the lead early when the guy on the Oilers singled home a runner from third. However, Craig Boley tried to score from second, and was thrown out at the plate by right fielder John Tremmel. Ducks catcher Jesse Smith made a nice pick, and a diving tag on the airborne Boley to end the threat.
Then the Mononghela Division scored seven straight runs over the next five innings.
Florian and Goldie of the Black Sox had two hits apiece, I have a hard time telling them apart, but they hit doubles, and drove in runs.

Bullet Points

• The Monongahela Division pitching was too much for the Alleghenies. After Alex Warren allowed a first inning run, Ben Sororsky, Homa, Jeremy Barchie, Brian Headley, and James Fago combined to allow just three hits over six shutout innings.
• The Allegheny team turned a smooth double play early in the game, and the short stop from the Hurricanes made a nice diving stop up the middle to kill a rally in the third.
• Brian Strom of the Bulldogs hit a ball over my head, and was thrown out at third by Dan Stell. Just like we planned it.
• The Bulldogs own me when I’m in the outfield.
• Strom and Vinny Gala both had hits for the Allegheny Division.
• I did not get a plate appearance, and missed a catchable ball.
• It was pointed out to me before the game by a member of the OwlZzz that the Ducks’ team batting average is poor, inferring that is why our team loses more than it wins. He proceeded to go 0-2, (with an RBI ground out) but after the game he was allegedly contacted by Billy Beane and offered a front office job, where he can better put to use his prodigious gift of statistical analysis.

There will probably be a nice, tidy write-up of this game on the league site in the next couple of days, also the Owlz will probably have a bright yellow blog on their team page. There is no way Fago isn’t the MVP.

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This was written without referencing the score book, and with little regard to accuracy. In fact, this is by far the worst write-up I’ve ever done.

Despite being deprived of a chance to hit, and having played a nondescript to below average game (I was on deck when the last out was made in the bottom of the sixth) it was a good time, and I am glad I had the chance to be a part of it.

After seven innings in the cramped Spring View Dugouts, I now feel much closer to all of the Ducks’ division rivals whom I have hatefully and maliciously libeled in this blog, which apparently is read by some of you. Thanks for reading.

Thank you to all the fans who showed up to watch our game. Special thanks to the pom-pom wielding ladies in the Ducks cheering section who serenaded me with a rousing “quack” chant as I jogged out to coach third base, where I proceeded to spit tobacco juice all over myself. Classy.

2008 Monongahela Division All Stars
(Absent: Mark Guthrie, P, Ducks)

Go Ducks.

The Ducks (5-8-1) swim into the All Star break on the heels of two consecutive rain-outs.
Games at Hand
The Rakers (8-8) hold the final playoff spot. South Oakland trails by 1.5 games with two games remaining against the Rakers, and two games at hand.
The Ducks next game is a hair of the dog affair at 8am Saturday, July 5th against the Oilers.
Then South Oakland will take on the division leading OwlZZ (10-2) at 3pm, Sunday at the Findlay Sports Plex before returning home to play the Black Sox (10-3), 9pm Monday night at Spring View.

Ducks 2008 All Stars
Jesse Smith-starting catcher (somebody get this kid a jersey)
Nick Homa-pitcher
Mark Guthrie-pitcher
Ben Gwin-1B/OF

There will be a full recap on the All Star game.
Come support the Ducks’ All Stars, 8:30pm at Spring View Field.

Go Ducks.

If the Ducks are going to make a run at the post-season it has to start tonight.

It has been a while since we’ve had a home game, it is good to be back in the friendly confines of Spring View. Hopefully there was just enough rain the past few days to soften the field.

If the rubber is 60.5 feet from home, then second base is roughly 66.8 feet directly behind the rubber.

More from Ken Burns.

We haven’t seen this guy in a while, we’re about due…

Bad News for the Rebels

South Oakland(5-8-1) has one game before the July 2nd, All-Star break.( Monday 9pm against the Rebels). Due to a recent slump in which the Ducks have lost for of five, by an average of two runs per game, the team finds itself on the cusp of elimination. With ten games remaining (eight against Monongahela Division teams), South Oakland still has a chance to go on a run and sneak into the post-season.

The Ducks’ next two games are against the Rebels and Oilers respectively, the Ducks lost 5-4 to the Rebels, and 3-2 to the Oilers in the team’s previous match-ups.

The Black Sox (10-3) and the OwlZZ (10-2) are running away with the Monongahela Division.
The battle for third place and the final playoff spot is still wide open, the Rakers and the Eagles are tied for third with the Ducks 1.5 games out of the playoffs.

To clinch a playoff spot, the Ducks will have to overtake the Rakers (8-8) and the Eagles, (6-6), with two games remaining against the Rakers, and one more game against the Eagles, the Ducks have a chance to accomplish this feat. South Oakland is 1-1 against the Eagles, and 0-1 against the Rakers this season.
It has been a frustrating first half. The Ducks have yet to put their best nine players on the field at the same time. On the bright side, the players who have shown up and played have improved significantly, this could leave the Ducks with a solid bench when the starters return to action.

My official endorsement for Nick Homa, Mark Guthrie and Chris Wojoton to be named as reserves for the All-Star Game.

Ducks Leaders (not including stats from the Bulldogs’ game)

Batting
Batting Avg.: Ben Gwin .407, Jesse Smith .385 (three tied at .333)
HR: J. Smith, Ryan Novak, Chris Wojoton, (1)
Triples: Guthrie, 1
RBI: Gwin 8, J. Smith, 7, Mark Guthrie 6
Slg. J.Smith .692, Novak .583, Guthrie .571
HBP: Guthrie, Gwin, J.Smith (3)
SB: Gwin 5, Garrett Moore 3

Pitching
Wins: Homa, 2
ERA: Guthrie 1.50, Homa 3.62
SO: Homa 42, A.Smith 13
Saves: Homa, 2

Facial Hair: Coby Kolaja.

The Ducks’ single season strike out record is 56 by Ian Dickman in 2004, Homa has a chance to shatter that mark.

The Ducks next game is against the Confederacy, Monday night at 9pm at Spring View Field.
No word on when tonight’s game will be rescheduled.

Congratulations to Duck, Jesse Smith on being named starting catcher for the 2008 Monongahela Division All Stars.
Smith is hitting .385, and leads the Ducks in HR, OBP and, Slg.
The All Star Game will be held July 2nd at Spring View Field, at 8:30pm

Monongahela Reserves will be named Monday, June 30th.

I’d like to thank the Bulldogs for reading last week’s posts.

In 2003 the Black Sox were the Stampeders. It was against the Stampeders in the final game of the 2003 regular season, that the Ducks were involved in the only bench-clearing brawl in team history. None of the current Black Sox had anything to do with the lunacy that transpired that day. The Ducks went on to win the Championship from the fifth seed in the six team league.

The Black Sox ended the Ducks chance to repeat in a controversial second round playoff victory, which the Black Sox won two games to one. South Oakland won the first game 7-0, then the next game was rained out and rescheduled and the Ducks had to forfeit game two.

Their was something odd surrounding the game two forfeit, which I don’t remember exactly. We didn’t have enough players show up to the game which but it was rained out anyway, it wasn’t quite right.
That stuff happens, the Black Sox had enough players, and the Ducks didn’t.
So it goes.

Game three was rained out and rescheduled, and we had to play with seven guys, and the Black Sox won. It would have been nice to have the game rescheduled for a time when we could have had enough guys to field a team.

It is because of this playoff series I went out of my way to have an enormous roster, so we would never have to forfeit. But I always felt obligated to play everyone, and there were a few seasons where our depth dropped dramatically after the first 9-12 players, on a 24-man roster, which lead to some painful come-from-ahead, losses.

Joe Jackson is one of my favorite baseball players, certainly my favorite from the Dead Ball Era. Babe Ruth modeled his swing after Jackson’s. I only know Jackson through statistics.
I have only seen him through grainy documentary footage and still photos. I know his story through cinema, and literature. “Eight Men Out”, the story of the eight White Sox players who conspired to throw the 1919 World Series is my favorite, non-comedic baseball movie, it is based on the book with the same name.

The part of Eight Men Out that gets me, is the final scene where John Cusack’s character is watching what amounts to an NABA game, in which Joe Jackson is playing under a pseudonym,because he loves baseball.

Joe Jackson is why I hate Pete Rose and his constant blabbing about reinstatement.

Rumor has it, Kenny and the Black Sox were contacted by a group of gamblers before the 2005 Pittsburgh NABA championship game, and were paid a hefty sum to throw the series against the underdog Warriors. Matt Slavonic took the money, but hit over .375 in the series and didn’t commit an error in the field.

We lost 15-1 to these guys on opening day. We need a win desperately.