South Oakland Ducks of the North Side (2-0, 3-4-3)
Clinton Cherokee (0-0, 5-2)
1pm and 3:30pm
Middle of Nowhere (seriously, according to this yahoo maps link, we’re playing in a parallel dimension)
In this alternate universe, all teams want pictures like this taken of their summer league teams.
They look like they mean business – and check out the sick piping!
This is probably just some art students’ school project, but whatever.
If Ken Cool’s brother had stuck around we might have Ducks pics like this: I’d want a silhouette of Guth holding up that cigar on top of the Cool’s picnic table right before he blacked out and fell on the driveway after we won the championship, imposed in front of Dan Marino field in Oakland with a drug deal taking place in the background and some little kids playing with a broken 40 bottle.
Sadly, me and Fago’s inability to provide our team with posters of ourselves led to the loss of some quality players.
Our pitching situation is gonna be touch and go, but we should have most of our lineup.
Bad News for the Cherokee.