Opening Day Eve

2011 Ducks Baseball, League Champion South Oakland Ducks, South Oakland Ducks Baseball

Rain is dominating the Pittsburgh NABA through two weeks of play, but it looks like we might actually play tomorrow.

Bullet Points.

YODA will show up at a bulldogs game and get into a fight with Trojan and/or Trojan’s “partner.”

The Militia will finish the regular season ahead of the Black Sox for the first time since they were the Rebels.

Clearly, the Sharks based their team name off West Side Story

The Bulldogs will finally win a playoff game/series…

 in the 28+ league.

Elliot will lose to the Black Sox in the playoffs when that guy who yells ‘Kenny Powers’ climbs the fence at Moore Park and knee-drops Elliot’s Ace in the 3rd inning, sparking a rally and a controversial win for Brookline when, after a two hour delay for the paramedics to cart the guy off the field and half the lights go out and the game is decided in a beer shot-gunning contest in the parking lot.

Then the Sox lose to the Ducks in the semis.

Anthony DeFilippo for MVP – believe it.

I don’t think there were league awards awarded last season. And where’s our trophy. It belongs in Guthrie’s living room until someone dethrones us.

We should move to a title belt.

Militia vs. the Fightin’s wil be heated. The Canes have more heated intra-division rivalries than anyone.

Rumor has it the Militia made a run at Rafalski in the off season.

Halloway is not pleased.

The big question is will the Ducks repeat.

We’re taking applications for Ducks Manager for the 2012 Season.

Thanks for reading.

Quack.

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4 thoughts on “Opening Day Eve

  1. HEY THIS IS YODA AND IM HERE TO SAY THAT IM GONNA KICK THE DUCKS ASS FOR POSTING MY NAME ON THEIR BLOG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN?!?!?!?!?! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF WANNABES. YOU GUYS DONT EVEN BELONG ON THE SAME FIELD AS ME!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Holloway should just friggen change the name to the “Hole in the Fences” or “Holes” for short.

    Isn’t the Kenny Powers shouter the guy who was just tased at PNC Park earlier this month for being a drunken fool who didn’t listen to the security guards?

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