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The Pittsburgh Blues take the field in the NABA Blue Grey Classic in one week.
Potential member of the South Oakland Ducks Team of Destiny ’09, and Blues starting pitcher, Ben Sorosy, will live blog from his i phone on the trip from Pittsburgh to Fairfax, VA.
It should be fascinating.

Coby, feel free to put something worth reading up here, I’m running on fumes.

Everyone loves fantasy football

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I’m commissioning a free yahoo league.
If you would like to play, go to yahoo sports and figure out how to join an existing league.
Info for League- Name: Civil War Land, (ID# 512325)
Password: quack.
the live draft is tentatively set for Tuesday September 2nd at 7:30 pm, and is subject to change.
all are welcome.

sign up for fall baseball here: Fall Ball eslu(new Date(“August 20, 2008 10:48 PM”), ‘new’, 7);
If you can’t play, tell your ball playing friends to sign up.
I’m coaching, my team is the Ghostbusters, it will be great fun.

Environmentalist, Larry, coach of the Gray Bats, wants the containment unit shut down, claiming it poses a threat to the air and water quality in NYC.
Bad news.

Duck Profile of the Week

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The Black Scooter

Latin: Melanitta nigra americana
Average length: M 19.7″, F 18.5
Average weight: M 2.5 lbs., F 2.2 lbs.

Description: Black scoters are among the most vocal of waterfowl species.

Males: Male black scoters are entirely black except for a yellow protuberance on the base of the bill and the gray lower surface of the flight feathers. The legs and feet are dusky and the iris is brown.

Females: Female black scoters are dark brown with light whitish cheeks, chin and throat, which contrast with a dark crown. The legs and feet are dusky and the iris is brown.

Breeding: In North America, black scoters breed in western and southern Alaska, the Aleutian Islands, and scattered areas in central and eastern Canada, including southern Keewatin, northern Quebec, and Newfoundland. They also are found (and may breed) from southern Yukon and Mackenzie east to Labrador and Newfoundland. Black scoters prefer to nest in large clumps of tundra grass and lay 8 to 9 eggs.

Migrating and Wintering: Major wintering areas for black scoters include the Pacific coast from the Pribilof and Aleutian Islands to southern California, the Great Lakes, and the Atlantic coast from Newfoundland to South Carolina.

Population: Numbers of wintering scoters of all three species along the Atlantic coast have shown a gradual, but non-significant, decline between 1954 and 1994. However, available population data are generally inadequate for reliable determination of a population trend.

Food habits: Black scoters dive to feed on mollusks, crustaceans, and small fishes found in marine and freshwater habitats. Their diet also includes small amounts of eelgrass, muskgrass, widgeon grass, pondweeds, and algae found in inland habitats.

Fall Ball etc…

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The Ghostbusters fall ball team is still recruiting players, and will begin play on September 9th with an eye towards ultimately bolstering the Ducks’ 2009 lineup. South Oakland Duck, Captain America, Mark “Last Thoughts on Woody” Guthrie will play on Brian Strom’s Orange fall ball team, in an undercover effort to attract free agent pitchers drafted by the Bulldogs assistant coach.

Fall Ball spots are still available sign up here: Fall Ball eslu(new Date(“August 14, 2008 08:04 PM”), ‘new’, 7);

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NORTHERN AGGRESSION
The Pittsburgh Blues all-star team will invade the Virginia boarder on August 30th, and begin their domination of the Blue-Grey Classic, wood bat tournament, which appears to have been named by a person who doesn’t realize the Civil War was not so much a “classic” as it was an abomination. Clearly the darkest time in American history. There’s even a confederate flag on the tournament logo. The tournament takes place south of the Mason Dixon line, and Virginia is the relative latitudinal center of the east coast, but why continue to divide the north and south into Blue and Gray? Why not just call it the North-South Classic? or The Battle for Control of the Area Denoted by a Sudden Shift to a Heavy NASCAR Fan Demographic?

We need to break down these barriers.
In addition to a fun weekend of baseball, I’m excited about purchasing cheap tobacco products in Virginia.

The Blues are excited about the addition of Bullpen Catcher, Designated Hitter, Garrett Moore.
Moore was the runner up for the Ducks’ 2007 Garrett Moore Hustle award, and the 2008 Garrett Moore Mustache award.

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Slash is amazing.

Ducks, Owlz, and Chickens

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Only two Owlz made it to yesterday’s scrimmage vs. the Blues, which turned out to be a glorified intra-squad with several Ducks taking part in the game. Jesse Smith, Ryan Novak and Eric Lee practiced with the Blues, who have tenured Jesse Smith an offer to travel to Virginia with the team. Novak is unavailable to play in the tournament, because of academic responsibilities. Is Andrew McCray’s knee up to the trip over labor day weekend, (Aug. 30-Sept. 1)? He’d help the team.

The Blues thank Rob Cool for his efforts in rounding up the Owlz, many of whom backed out at the last minute. The Blues may face the Owlz at some point before the Blue-Grey Classic in Viginia.

Thanks to everyone who showed up yesterday, it was a solid practice.


The framework of the Ghostbusters’ fall ball roster was laid out last night. Head coach Ben Gwin was unable to draft as many Ducks as he wanted, due to rules mandating the players who had already paid be taken first.

2008 Avalon Ghostbusters of the North Hills

Head Ghostbuster, Ben Gwin, C, 1b, OF

Dan Morgan, P, Bulldogs
BJ Rankin P, inf., Bulldogs
Adam Smith, P, inf. Ducks
Vinny Gala, 1b, SS, Bulldogs
Garrett Moore, of, C, Ducks
——–Free Agents——-
Ron
Mark
Watson
Gregg

The Ghostbusters are still looking to add to their already dominant roster. Spots are still available on all NABA fall ball teams. Tell your friends.
signup here: Fall Ball eslu(new Date(“August 14, 2008 08:04 PM”), ‘new’, 7);

Howlin’ Wolf has forgotten more about the Blues than Jim Morrison ever knew.

Go Blues

Duck Flies North? The mother of all bulletin board material

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Traded to the Dodgers
We’ll miss you, Andy.

Sad News from Ducks Headquarters
SS/2B Andrew McCray is flying south for the late summer, so far south he will traverse the globe and land back home in Erie, PA. The poor Pittsburgh job market has robbed the Ducks of another middle infielder. The same thing happened in 2005 when original Duck #2, SS, Craig Pelat left for Tennessee to find employment.
McCray is one of the best infielders I’ve ever played alongside. He was always positive, kept things light. He got fired up to play baseball in a good way.

Birds of a Feather

I know McCray would be fired up about this bit of second hand information:
According to all-star pitcher, Duck-on-the-Fence, Ben Sorosky, a conversation similar to this occurred between Ben and Owlz coach Rob Cool:

Rob: I hear[from the Ducks blog] your deciding between the Ducks and the Rakers next season.
Ben: yes
Rob: Well, if you’d like to play on a
Championship caliber team, maybe you would consider playing for me on the Owlz next season.
Ben: no
Rob: why not? we have sweet uniforms and are the only team in the league with a “z” in our team name. (
this may not have been said) Plus we won the championship
Ben: Because I’d rather play on a team who beats them, quack, quack. (
Sorosky may or may not have quacked upon rejecting Rob Cool’s offer)

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the Owlz front office has been busy headhunting the best players from around the league. We will see some of them in the Owlz vs. Blues scrimmage on Sunday, 5pm at John Herb Field.
With all the new Owlz next season, logic would dictate a few displaced members from the 2008 championship squad.

Birds of a feather are flocking…

Fago, fly with us.

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Happy Birthday, Coby


Quack

2008 Final Awards Travesty!

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Despite the swell of support and campaigning from the Ducks blog, Nick Homa finished second in the Pitcher of the Year voting to the Oilers’ Jason Ashcroft. While Ashcroft is a deserving candidate, who lead the league in ERA with a lights out 1.40 mark, he had 20 fewer strikeouts than Homa, and played in a weaker division. Homa came in second by two votes, he led the league with 76 strikeouts, (75 officially)

Ashcroft and Homa are teammates on the Pittsburgh Blues

Others recieving POY votes, Jeremy Barchie, James Fago, and “Duck on the Fence” Ben Sorosky. Sorosky has pledged allegiance to the Ducks should the Rakers fold (Larry, you can join us). If the Rakers do not fold it will take a solid counter offer by the Ducks to lure the all-star pitcher from Cyrila Landscaping and their sweet uniforms.
Negotiations will officially start during the winter meetings.

Ducks off season re-acquisition, Jeremy Barchie, has guaranteed the 2009 Pitcher of the Year Award. To Paraphrase an earlier quote by Barchie,
I’m returning to my former team, and I’m taking the Pittsburgh NABA Cy Young..”

A Freudian slip by Blues manager Joe Graff occurred last night at practice when he referred to Blues’ pitchers, Mark Guthrie and Ben Sorosky as “Ducks”.

Another mind numbing debacle is the persistent absence of a Manager of the Year Award.
TC Jones is the unofficial 2008 Manager of the Year.

Ducks blog did help secure the MVP Award for the Owlz James Fago.

Congrats, James, there is always a spot for you on the Ducks.
Quack.

Join us next post for a recap of some bold smack-hooting by Owlz manager Rob Cool, who dismisses the possibility entirely of any other team challenging for next season’s title. I will take remarks I heard second hand entirely out of context, in order to make the statement sound worse than it may have been. Fast51ball can help iron out any mistakes.
Cool led the Owlz to a championship in their first year of existence, he is a fierce competitor who will go to any lengths to strengthen his team. I was a little bit like him when I was his age. I admire his confidence, but anyone who has read any Shakespeare knows too much hubris can lead to one’s demise

Congratulations to this season’s award winners, many of whom I will have the privilege of playing alongside in the Blue Grey Tournament in Virginia.

PARTY AT COBY’S???

Yer Blues

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The Pittsburgh Blues will compete in the 2008 NABA Blue Grey Tournament in Fairfax County Virginia, Aug. 30- Sept. 1.
The Rebels will not be represented on our team due to injuries, and treason.

Fairfax County is X-Files territory.

Worst possible team name: “RebelZ”

Thank you to Rob Cool who offered to design our T-shirt and hat logo, despite declining an invitation to play on the team due to academic and collegiate baseball responsibilities.

My only request is traditional spelling.
Quack.