On September 8, 1998 at 8:18 p.m. CDT, McGwire hit a pitch by the Cubs’ Steve Trachsel over the left field wall for his record-breaking 62nd home run…
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Fago started writing this, no clue where the McGwire reference goes at the time i posted this.
6pm weekday start times blow.
quack.
South Oakland Ducks Baseball 
I’m confused, Jimmy.
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I started this as a tribute to Rob Cool and the after-effects of steroids… I then fell asleep. I had ideas Benjamin… ideas…
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Hmm…tribute to Rob Cool. Yeah I can see how people would be shocked, given his annual Mendoza-like (.200) batting average at Waynesburg. Who Duck team is probably on them. Wow, they’re winning games. That’s what drugs will do. Shameful.
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the only drugs i’m on are fuckin blow and crystal meth, shit does wonders just before a game compared to steroids
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I just sprinkle a little PCP on the ball, makes it think it can fly.
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Yeah I went to rehab, I hurt my nose…Work Drugs!
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